Slowthai – Toaster chords

[Intro]
G Am G Em Em
G Am G Em Em


[Verse 1]
GNot one for authority
Am               GFollow you, no follow me
EmLeft foot forward bro be free
       EmThere are no rules, just societies
G                              AmSociety says slowthai is a danger
     GHead top rearranger
EmNo love for authorities
      EmThey took my bro and that's robbery
G                              AmDid my thing no way could I cater
        G             EmWe can sort it out later
                        EmRoll about for that flavour
                      GNasty boy, it's my nature
                          AmConsequence bun a consequence
             G               EmI'm a narcissist, see you later
                             EmDefending my team like Shawcross
                                     GCan't talk about steez rocking boot cuts
                   AmShortcuts no confusion
               G                 EmI wouldn't do you if I was clueless
                        EmHop a fence for that bunda
                      GWhat I do for the music
                            AmNo man can ever call me junior
              G          EmSay that I'm moving stupid
                             EmI don't hit town, drown my sorrows in Sambuca to act like Cupid
G                         AmRather stay at home be zooted
         G           EmIt just ain't computing
                          EmThat I ain't code in computer
                                     GFollow the leader 'till we get snookered
                                 AmWear my Zoomers you're wearing Pumas
             G                     EmLean to the side, twelve from verrucas
                                EmI'm sat at home with my Gucci loafers

Cuppa Rosie Lee on my sofa


[Chorus]
G               AmCrumpets in my toaster
G                EmBum parked on my sofa
             EmAt one with nature
                 GPissing off my neighbours
                AmCrumpets in my toaster
G                 EmBum parked on my sofa
              EmAt one with nature
                  GPissing off my neighbours


[Post-Chorus]
GKnock, knock here

Knock, knock there
Am       GI think someone's there
EmTurn it up I don't care
EmTurn it up I don't care
GKnock, knock here

Knock, knock there
Am       GI think someone's there
EmTurn it up I don't care
EmTurn it up I don't care


[Verse 2]
   GAuthorities that I can't hear
     Am                GYou can't come in, no pigs in here
 EmWarrant outstanding more than a year
EmHand myself in and my solicitors there
GUnderstanding the agenda
           Am            GIf you're law-abiding, cooperate, bless
EmPirates like me say
               EmYou'll never catch me alive, or dead
GHMP can't be a prisoner
          Am                 GPut the cuffs on me, put you in the finisher
     EmOn custody even as a visitor
           EmIt's not holiday, and it's not me dog
          GI want mahogany up in my yard
 Am                GDoberman shitting on my grass
EmName stitched up in my garms
EmI never listen to what I got told


[Chorus]
G               AmCrumpets in my toaster
G                EmBum parked on my sofa
             EmAt one with nature
                 GPissing off my neighbours
                AmCrumpets in my toaster
G                 EmBum parked on my sofa
              EmAt one with nature
                  GPissing off my neighbours
G               AmCrumpets in my toaster
G                EmBum parked on my sofa
             EmAt one with nature
                 GPissing off my neighbours
                AmCrumpets in my toaster
G                 EmBum parked on my sofa
              EmAt one with nature
                  GPissing off my neighbours


[Outro]
I said
GKnock, knock here

Knock, knock there
Am           GI think the feds are there
EmFuck the feds I don't care
EmFuck the feds I don't care
GKnock, knock here

Knock, knock there
Am           GI think the feds are there
EmFuck the feds I don't care
EmFuck the feds I don't care