Sports Team – Kutcher chords

[Intro] (single strum)
B*

[Verse 1]
N.C.                    A            EWhy'd you always try to fuck with my head?
B               A        E  You mocked my haircut again
B               A            E      C#  So I got some scissors and cut it off
C#And now I can't go out in public
C#              A      EI look like a suburban monk
  A           EI guess I got punked, because

[Chorus]
B                      A  Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
B                        A  Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
G#                   A  I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

[Instrumental]
E  A  E  A

[Verse 2]
N.C.             A       EYou fuck with my system again
B                A         E  I'll take your favourite pen
B                A           E              C#  I'll take your t- shirt and put it in the wash
C#Then when you go out in public
C#                  A       EYour fabric will be fucking soft
  A             EI guess you got punked 'cause

[Chorus]
B                      A  Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
B                        A  Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
G#                   A  I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

[Instrumental]
E  A  E  A

[Break] (single strum)
A  But they're not together anymore

[Solo]
C#m A F# F#
C#m A F# A
C#m A F# F#
C#m A F# A

[Outro]
E        B         A  I just wanted to be your
E               B A  Mid noughties MTV star
E        B         A  I just wanted to be your
E               B A  Mid noughties MTV star
E        B         A  I just wanted to be your
E               B A  Mid noughties MTV star
E        B         A  I just wanted to be your
E               B A      E  Mid noughties MTV star