That Handsome Devil – Miss America chords

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                             Miss America - That Handsome Devil 
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Tabbed by: Jon Levert


This is probably not a song you should whale chords on your acoustic guitar but
here are the chords to follow along 

Cm7 8x888x                                Eb\Db 9x888x
B   7x987x                                Eb\B  7x888x
Eb  x68886                                Eb\Bb 6x888x
Gb  x9(11)(11)(11)9
F   x8(10)(10)(10)8
 
Intro\chorus 
Cm7              B                Eb               Gb
F                Gb               Eb      Eb\Db    Eb\B      Eb\Bb


Cm7Tommy stutters comically

When he says a lot of things, 
BMommy does the shopping, 

Daddy's digging through the laundry bins, 
EbHe likes to try on mommy's things
GbWith his hair up in her bobby pins
FThe neighbours very neighbourly
GbOccasionally taking peeks at his niece while she takes a pee
FI heard the plumbers found a finger when they fixed the basement leak

Cm7             B So pick up the phone
            EbFix up your lawn
            GbTurn the TV on
                FThere's nothing wrong
             G           Eb     Eb\Db    Eb\B    Eb\BbMiddle America, I love you

Cm7 Old Mister Wilkinson killed a man
               BDrunk from the bar

Hit him with the front of his car
EbDrug him so far, 

There was nothing but parts, 
    GbFor hundreds of yards
FThose thick damn power lines, 
                        GbWill drive you out your mind
                 FEdna sits in the shower sometimes, 

For hours and cries, 

Whenever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye

Cm7             B So pick up the phone
            EbFix up your lawn
            GbTurn the TV on
                FThere's nothing wrong
             G           Eb     Eb\Db    Eb\B    Eb\BbMiddle America, I love you

 
Cm7Smoking softly but, 

Mommy's body shook
                   BDropped the coffee cup

I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough
EbBecca was a quiet girl

Behind the wheel
       GbWith a mouth full of diet pills

A couple beers
         FAnd some stuff for your sinuses

Dancing in the fire
         GbSmashing all of the appliances
FThe psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some side effects.

 
Cm7             B So pick up the phone
            EbFix up your lawn
            GbTurn the TV on
                FThere's nothing wrong
             G           Eb     Eb\Db    Eb\B    Eb\BbMiddle America, We love you

 
Cm7             B So pick up the phone
            EbFix up your lawn
            GbTurn the TV on
                FThere's nothing wrong
             G           Eb     Eb\Db    Eb\B    Eb\BbMiss America, We love you

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| /   slide up
| \   slide down
| h   hammer-on| p   pull-off
| ~   vibrato
| +   harmonic
| x   Mute note
| b   Bend| pb  Pre-bend
| br  Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend

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