Tim Minchin - Confessions chords

      
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1. Feminism
D7 Eb F Dm7I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night
Gm7 Cm7 Bbwithout being afraid for their lives
D7 Eb F Dm7I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body
Gm7 Cm7 BbWithout suffering the judgement of the conservative right
D7 Eb FAnd I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like
D7 GmWithout being treated like dirt
Gm7 Eb F And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic
Dm7 G7As the measure of a woman's worth
Eb Dm Gm Cm F BbI'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects
F9 BbFuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
F9 Bb Bb7Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
Eb Edim7They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
Bb G7I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Cm7 F7 BbBe doop be doo. I just really like boobs.
2. Poverty (altruism) I believe people are entitled to basic human rights Whether they are rich or their poor I believe a world where no children are starving Is a world worth fighting for And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling How incredibly lucky I am And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave Should come at the expense of my fellow man I'm sure I could give a little more To alleviate the suffering of the poor. Fuck I love boobs though. I just really love them I don't really mind if I am behind Below or above them. They're just so jubbly They make me feel lovely I'd rather own boobs than a pub Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo I really love boobs. 3. Enviromentalism I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism And we must treat her carefully I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming Her resources indefinitely. The earth's not a bottomless pit And we can all do our little bit. Fuck I love boobs though I just really care for 'em They're equally fun when they're aged 21 Or octogenarian. They're just so flappy They make me feel happy I'd rather eat boobs than a bap Be doop be doo I just really love boobs.
Eb6 FEvolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
Dm G7 Designed to tempt men in situations when
Eb F They can't get a glimpse of your bum
D7/F# (D7 fine) Gm FI find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
Eb FLipstick is for making your lips look more
Bb F Gm FLike the lips of a happy vagina
Eb Edim7 FSince they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye
D7 Gm F EbWhy'd they have to say that, oh why?
Eb FFrom that first little suck of colostrum
Dm7 GTo the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
Cm Bb Eb Edim FWe're just fucking monkeys in shoes
Bb Gm EbAnd I-----e----i
F Bb GmWill always love boobs
Eb F Bb i Will always love boobs
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