Tim Minchin – Confessions chords

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1. Feminism

 D7              Eb                      F                  Dm7I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night
 Gm7               Cm7            Bbwithout being afraid for their lives
D7              Eb                                   F              Dm7I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body
            Gm7          Cm7                  BbWithout suffering the judgement of the conservative right

   D7               Eb                       FAnd I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like
  D7                           GmWithout being treated like dirt
 Gm7        Eb                          F    And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic
         Dm7                   G7As the measure of a woman's worth
         Eb                  Dm     Gm        Cm   F           BbI'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects

               F9                        BbFuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
               F9                        Bb   Bb7Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
              Eb                         Edim7They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
         Bb                        G7I would rather watch boobs than a movie
           Cm7     F7                BbBe doop be doo. I just really like boobs.





2. Poverty (altruism)



I believe people are entitled to basic human rights

Whether they are rich or their poor

I believe a world where no children are starving

Is a world worth fighting for



And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling

How incredibly lucky I am

And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave

Should come at the expense of my fellow man



I'm sure I could give a little more

To alleviate the suffering of the poor.



Fuck I love boobs though.

I just really love them

I don't really mind if I am behind

Below or above them.



They're just so jubbly

They make me feel lovely

I'd rather own boobs than a pub

Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo

I really love boobs.







3. Enviromentalism



I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism

And we must treat her carefully

I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming

Her resources indefinitely.



The earth's not a bottomless pit

And we can all do our little bit.



Fuck I love boobs though

I just really care for 'em


They're equally fun when they're aged 21


Or octogenarian.



They're just so flappy

They make me feel happy

I'd rather eat boobs than a bap

Be doop be doo

I just really love boobs.




            Eb6                        FEvolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
   Dm                        G7  Designed to tempt men in situations when
       Eb                         F   They can't get a glimpse of your bum
  D7/F# (D7 fine)       Gm                    FI find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
  Eb                    FLipstick is for making your lips look more
          Bb        F       Gm   FLike the lips of a happy vagina
            Eb                 Edim7                    FSince they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye
D7                                 Gm   F   EbWhy'd they have to say that, oh why?


            Eb                     FFrom that first little suck of colostrum
Dm7                                       GTo the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel

        Cm     Bb     Eb   Edim    FWe're just fucking monkeys in    shoes

    Bb    Gm    EbAnd I-----e----i

       F           Bb   GmWill always love boobs
        Eb F            Bb      i Will always love boobs