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Tim Minchin – 5 Poofs And 2 Pianos chords
Note: this is not mine, I found it on an internet forum, if you tabbed it a) thanks b) sorry c) your an idiot to post it on a forum and not expect it to be shared about a bit. Thanks!(A) E/G#Obviously I don't want to infer that being invited onto Friday Night with WossyF#m Eisn't wonderfully affirming, and I know I oughtaAappreciate the risk you took, the bookers who agreed to bookE/G# F#mEa chap who tends to talk about the kinda things that get the BBC in hot water.A6And I don't want to seem greedy, I'm just saying(E)I'd like to be here every week if that's OK.Fo7(or E7b9/F) And, if you'll hear me out, I think I've got a wayF#m E Din which we could do it pretty easily.EYou can leave all the boring details to me.A6* Eadd2/A* F#m/A*It's a brilliant idea, a truly original concept.A6* Eadd2/A* E/BNo one in Britain has ever done anything like it yet.Picture this - imagine if we had(A) E/G# F#m E Dfive poofs and two pianos - yeah, it's a wicked idea.A E/G#Why settle for a quartet of queersD/F# EWhen there's a possibility of a penta-poofter-piano-posse here?(A) E/G# F#m E DFive poofs and two pianos - yeah, it'll be ace:A E/G# D Aa hundred percent more pianos and twenty five percent more gays.Pickup: E F# G#(A)I know, I know, I've seen the problem too.(E/A)There's a rumour I am straight, it's true.(D/A) DmIt hurts to admit it, but I'm about as bentDmas Wossy himself or Fiddy Cent.(A)But I've already thought it through.(E/A)D'you know there's preachers in America who reckon they can doDsexuality conversions. I've heard them assertD7they can cure a man of trouser love and turn him onto skirt.E7Well I don't see why they couldn't pull the same trick in reverse, and we'd have -(A) E/G# F#m E Dfive poofs and two pianos - yeah, it's a revolutionA E/G#and probably the best solutionD Eto the problem you're inevitably having with an even number of homosexuals.Pickup: E F# G#(A)Yes I know your producers might suspect(E/A)that the licence-paying public will object(D/A) Dto the Corporation having yetDmanother homosexual to pay.(A)The Daily Mail will bring the big guns out.(E/A)Jan Moir will be frothing at the mouth,(D/A)writing further brilliant stuff about(Dm) Ethe myth about being both happy and gay.F#m F#m/A F#m/C#But all that moral indignationD/F# A/Ewill disappear when they seeD Athose four lovely guys and meBm Esinging in perfect harmony.F#m/AAnd all those angry letter writers,D/Alike 'Disgusted' from the Isle of WightF#m/Aand 'Mad' from Hull and 'Outraged' from LeedsE E7 Fo7and 'Slightly Annoyed' from Berwick on Tweed,F#m E Dwill instantly change their tune.A EThey'll be bleeding-heart liberals by Saturday noon.DThey'll be giving their grandchildren up for adoptionE E7 Fo7in the hope that a gay married couple will adopt 'em.FThey'll be putting rainbow stickers on their cars,G E (Bass line - AE F E G A)and cutting holes in the arse of their leather strides.And watching 2 pianos and 5 guys Watching 2 pianos and 5 guys G (picks up on the G in the bass line) Watching 2 pianos and five ..1, 2 ,3, 4,(C) G/B Am G F5 poofs and 2 pianos - yeah, it'll be grand.C G/B F CYou can never have too many pianos or too much man.(C) G/B Am F5 poofs and 2 pianos - maybe we could out Jamie Cullum.G F CMake it a trio of pianos and a big gay half dozen.