Painfully Heterosexual chords with lyrics by Tastyboots - Easy chords and tabs for guitar

Tastyboots – Painfully Heterosexual chords

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[INTRO]
N.C."Hello, my name is Andrea, my room is a mess,
I am not wearing any pants and this is a song about Dean Winchester." A E G D [VERSE I]
A EYou kinky son of a bitch
G DI don't swing that way
A EI have trouble dealing with my feelings
G DI work out all the time, I don't need no AA meetings
A E G DSo maybe I cry a little more than the average guy
A D G ABut can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?
A E G D [VERSE II]
A E G DI drive the most badass car you have ever seen
A EI only eat things that are manly
GLike triple bacon cheeseburgers
DOr triple shots of brandy
A E G DSo maybe I get mistaken for gay kind of often
A D G ABut can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?
A E G D [VERSE III]
A E G DI can fix my car or my guns with my eyes closed
A EI know my way around women
G DI go to local dives and all the pretty girls are smitten
A E G DSo maybe I think Dr. Sexy's kind of ... well ... sexy
A D G ABut can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?
A E D G [VERSE IV]
A E G DRemember that one time I had a three way?
A EThere are two things I know for certain
G DBert and Ernie are gay and I'm not letting you die a virgin
A E G DSo maybe that wasn't my very best seek
A D G ABut can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?
A E G D A I'm heterosexual
[OUTRO]
A E G D A Come on guys, I'm heterosexual
A E G D A Shut up, Sam, I'm heterosexual
A E G D G A Heterosexual
A E G D
A E G DYou kinky son of a bitch I don't swing that way
N.C. A Except maybe on a Friday
"Thanks for listening!"
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