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Tastyboots – Painfully Heterosexual chords
[INTRO]N.C."Hello, my name is Andrea, my room is a mess,I am not wearing any pants and this is a song about Dean Winchester." A E G D [VERSE I]A EYou kinky son of a bitchG DI don't swing that wayA EI have trouble dealing with my feelingsG DI work out all the time, I don't need no AA meetingsA E G DSo maybe I cry a little more than the average guyA D G ABut can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?A E G D [VERSE II]A E G DI drive the most badass car you have ever seenA EI only eat things that are manlyGLike triple bacon cheeseburgersDOr triple shots of brandyA E G DSo maybe I get mistaken for gay kind of oftenA D G ABut can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?A E G D [VERSE III]A E G DI can fix my car or my guns with my eyes closedA EI know my way around womenG DI go to local dives and all the pretty girls are smittenA E G DSo maybe I think Dr. Sexy's kind of ... well ... sexyA D G ABut can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?A E D G [VERSE IV]A E G DRemember that one time I had a three way?A EThere are two things I know for certainG DBert and Ernie are gay and I'm not letting you die a virginA E G DSo maybe that wasn't my very best seekA D G ABut can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?A E G D A I'm heterosexual[OUTRO]A E G D A Come on guys, I'm heterosexualA E G D A Shut up, Sam, I'm heterosexualA E G D G A HeterosexualA E G DA E G DYou kinky son of a bitch I don't swing that wayN.C. A Except maybe on a Friday"Thanks for listening!"