The Yetties – Fling It Here Fling It There chords

[Verse]
    C           G           CWay down on our farm we are right up to date,
           Am              GFor mechanization’s the byword of late
C          C7            F        CFor every task, we've a gadget to match,
                 G              CBut our new muck-spreader's the best of the batch

[Chorus]
         F                CFling it here.   Fling it there.
                   G              CIf you're standing by then you'll all get your share

[Verse]
    C            G           CNow young Walter Hodgkins, he brought back a load
           Am              GOf liquid manure from the farm up the road
       C            C7         F            CAnd he hummed to himself as he drove up the street,
                  G             CAnd his load also hummed in the afternoon heat

[Chorus]
         F                CFling it here.   Fling it there.
                   G              CIf you're standing by then you'll all get your share

[Verse]
        C             G       CNow the muck-spreader had a mechanical fault,
                  Am              GAnd a bump in the road turned in on with a jolt
C          C7       F             CAn odorous spray of manure it let fly
                G        CWithout fear or favor on all it passed by

[Chorus]
         F                CFling it here.   Fling it there.
                   G              CIf you're standing by then you'll all get your share

[Verse]
    C            G             CThe cats and the dogs stank to high kingdom come,
         Am                            GAnd the kiddies, browned off, ran home screaming to Mum
C                  C7         F        CThe trail of sheer havoc were terrible grim,
                   G               COne open car were filled up to the brim

[Chorus]
         F                CFling it here.   Fling it there.
                   G              CIf you're standing by then you'll all get your share

[Verse]
    C         G           CThe vicarage windows were all open wide
        Am               GWhen a generous helping descended inside
C          C7          F             CThe vicar, at table, intoned "Let us pray"
                 G           CWhen manure from heaven came flying his way

[Chorus]
         F                CFling it here.   Fling it there.
                   G              CIf you're standing by then you'll all get your share

[Verse]
    C           G           CIn garden, Miss Pringle was quite scandalized
      Am                          G"Good gracious!" she cried, "I've been fertilized"
C          C7                   F        CWhile the Methodist minister's teetotal wife
                       G          CWere plastered for the very first time in her life

[Chorus]
         F                CFling it here.   Fling it there.
                   G              CIf you're standing by then you'll all get your share

[Verse]
    C           G           CAnd all of this time Walter trundled along,
               Am              GHe was quite unaware there was anything wrong,
       C          C7             F           CTill a vision of woe flagged him down—what a sight!
                G               CA policeman all covered in ... you've got it right

[Chorus]
         F                CFling it here.   Fling it there.
                   G              CIf you're standing by then you'll all get your share