Wilbur Soot – The Nice Guy Ballad chords

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G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9

G  G/F  Em7  Cadd9M’lady,
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Can you hear me?
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Please don’t block my number again
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Look, I jumped through all your hoops
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9We got off on the wrong foot
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9But I want to prove to you.
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9That I’m not obsessed with sex

[Intervention]
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9

G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Left on seen
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Another visit to your Facebook gallery
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9This time not to masterbate
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9But instead to appreciate
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Something no man could do as well as I can
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Something that shouldn’t be for free
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Because I’m the only guy for you
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9And you’re the only girl for me


Cmadd9
So then why won’t you
F Show me your tits?

G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9

G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9That restraining order
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Was a bit far
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9All I did was attach my tracker onto your car
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9That’s not a felony
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9It’s not even a crime
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9I just want to make sure
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9You’re not seeing any black guys
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Oh, who am I kidding?
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9A girl as pure as you
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Would never go for a man like me
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Because you are what reality is made of
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Even the part that’s gritty

Cmadd9
So then why won’t you
F Show me your tits?

N.c Consensually

G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9(I’m a gentleman what can I say?
I'm also really metaly stable.)

G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9I’m gonna kill myself
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9If you don’t go out with me
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9I mean, it’s a stretch
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9But blood is my dichotomy
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9I mean, come on
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9I wrote you a fucking song
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9I wouldn’t have done this if you weren’t an attractive woman.

G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9(Not… not that you’re just a woman to me.
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9Trust me, I’m a sensitive man.
G      G/F    Em7        Cadd9I can see below the skin.)


Cmadd9 
So why won’t you
F Show me your tits?

[Repeat Intro]

G               G/F  This isn’t where it ends
Em7             Cadd9We all make our mistakes
G               G/F  And the world will keep on turning
Em7             Cadd9But it seems a lot slower
G               G/F When you’re not around
N.cIll settle for a picture of your... feet
N.cEnds on G (strum once [let ring])