Wren of Iniquity – The Old She Crab chords

[INTRO]
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[Verse 1] 
      GWell the old she-crab was a-sittin' on a post
             EmShalla-who, shalla-who
          GWell the old she-crab was a-sittin' on a post
EmWhen along came a fisherman

And took her home to roost
      G        D         G
Sing ring-a-la ding-a-la doo


[Verse 2]  
GWhen he got home the woman was asleep
             EmShalla-who, shalla-who
GWhen he got home the old woman was asleep
      EmSo he put it in the pisspot

There for to keep
     G          D        G
Sing ring-a-la ding-a-la doo


[Verse 3] 
GThe old woman got up for to do her due
              EmShalla-who, shalla-who
        GThe old woman got up for to do her due
         EmAnd the damned old she crab

Grabbed her by the flue
      G         D         G
Sing ring-a-la ding-a-la doo


[Verse 4] 
GWhat ho!, said the woman as sure as you are born
             EmShalla-who, shalla-who
GWhat ho!, said the woman as sure as you are born
           EmThere's a devil in the pisspot

Stickin' up his horn
     G          D         G
Sing ring-a-la ding-a-la doo


[Verse 5] 
GSo She tossed the crab in the old man's bed
                    EmShalla-who, shalla-who Shalla-who, shalla-who Shalla-who, shala-la la la la who
GShe tossed the crab in the old man's bed
EmAnd it bit out a chunk

Of the old man's head
      G         D         G
Sing ring-a-la ding-a-la doo


[Verse 6] 
GThe old she crab scuttled off to the sea
             EmShalla-who, shalla-who
     GThe old she crab scuttled off to the sea
EmSaid I may get caught

But they'll never eat me!!
          G         D         G     G         D        G          D
Singing  ring-a-la ding-a-la doo, ring-a-la ding-a-la ring-a-la ding-a-la
  G        D         G
ring-a-la ding-a-la doo