Jon Lajoie – Alone In The Universe chords

Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords)
I’ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn’t find them anywhere, so I 
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as 
as I do. – Dan Dee

_Intro:_

E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5…


_Verse:_

E                        AFloating in space at the edge of time
    E                 AIn a universe that we can’t define
E                        ABillions of stars in the endless night
E                     ATryin to find purpose for our lives
        E                   AYet we still take the time (still take the time)
        E                A – A5…Yes, we always take the time…


_Chorus:_

n/c       E5   A5   E5   A5To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
             E5    A5To milk the snake
                       E5     A5Girls do the taco handshake
          E5               A5         E5    A5  E5 A5  E5I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight.

_Verse 2:_

        E                            AWhether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German
        E                            AWhether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
   E                     AWe all take matters into our own hands
         E                     AWith the five finger army we invade our pants
     E                           AWe’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time)
E            A – A5If it was a crime…


_Chorus 2:_

n/c       E5   A5   E5   A5To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
                 E5     A5To pull the handbrake
               E5     A5To play vagina DJ
      E5                       A5She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight


_Bridge:_

E  A  E B  (x2)


_Final Verse:_

E5            A5  E5                   B5 He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show
E5                 A5    E5              B5 Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
E5             A5     E5                B5 He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe

[2 hours later]

E5                A5    E5              B5 Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
    A                       B        EI’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight