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Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar chords

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C G Am E F x2

C
So I dip this pen in arsenic
E
I write a song for every president
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that wont ever get shot in the face
C
And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
E
Head down to the court house
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with one chord I level the place
C
But hasn't anybody learned
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don't ever trust a man who plays guitar
C                       E     
The day I rob a bank the first day I'm not lying
    Am                             F
to you or me about what I believe
Intro
C                                    E
And if I die then let my gravestone read
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rest in P. Funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance
C                                     E
If I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line
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they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab
[pause]
Hasn't anybody learned
the last to make the moves are the first to say the words
C                     E
the day I rob a banks the first day of my life
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as an honest man, an honest man 
C                    E
The day I rob a banks the first day of my life
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As an honest man, an honest man
[tap guitar]
The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank
Is the day I finally get what I deserve

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