Arrogant Worms - Happy Birthday chords

First ever tab! Not actually mine, I got it from This song is GENIUS

Intro:  / G - - - / - - - - /


G (2)

Once a year we celebrate

C GWith stupid hats and plastic plates
G (2)The fact that you were able to make
C G (hold)Another trip around the sun
G (2)And the whole clan gathers round
C GAnd gifts and laughter do abound
G (2)And we let out a joyful sound
C G (hold)And sing that stupid song
G C G (2)Happy birthday! Now you're one year older!
G C G (2)Happy birthday! Your life still isn't over!
G C GHappy birthday! You did not accomplish much
G (2)But you didn't die this year
C GI guess that's good enough
/ G - - - / - - - - / C - - - / G (hold) /
G (2)So let's drink to your fading health
C GAnd hope you don't remind yourself
G (2)The chance of finding fame and wealth
C G (hold)Decrease with every year
G (2)Does it feel like you're doing laps
C GAnd eating food and taking naps
G (2)And hoping that someday perhaps
C G (hold)Your life will hold some cheer
G C G (2) Happy birthday! What have you done that matters?
G C G (2)Happy birthday! You're starting to get fatter
G C GHappy birthday! It's downhill from now on
G (2)Try not to remind yourself
C GYour best years are all gone
/ G - - - / - - - - / C - - - / G (hold) /
G (2)If cryogenics were all free
C GThen you could live like Walt Disney
G (2)And live for all eternity
C G (hold)Inside a block of ice
G (2)But instead your time is set
C GThis is the only life you get
G (2)And though it hasn't ended yet
C G (hold)Sometimes you wish it might
G C G (2)Happy birthday! You wish you had more money
G C G (2)Happy birthday! Your life's so sad it's funny
G C GHappy birthday! How much more can you take?
G (2)But your friends are hungry
C GSo just cut the stupid cake
G (2) A7 (2)Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
C (2) D7 (2) Happy birthday, dear...
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