Bo Burnham – My Whole Family chords

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G D Everytime i go to dinner
G D it seems like im getting a little bit thinner
G D I'll sit down at the breakfast table
G D i can talk, but theyre not able
G D When i look at them i find
G D there's a single question on their mind.
G D i wish it could go back to the way it was
G D Emits not easy no because...
C GMy whole family thinks im gay
D Gi guess its always been that way.
C GMaybe its cause of the way i walk,
D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G that makes them think that i like...boys
G D The goddamn question just wont go away
G D cause i get asked every single day
G Dbut the way they ask it is no disguise,
G Dlike "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
G D This is the worst, baby this was my fear
G D EmNow their opinions are crystal clear.
C GMy whole family now is shocked,
D GI'm in the closet and the door is locked.
C GNow my glory days are gone,
D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GI was John Elway now im Elton John.
C GMy whole family now suspects,
D GThat watching spongebob had side-effects.
C GBut im not gay and thats what i said,
D (random awful sounds while you pretend to choke) If i'm gay then god strike me dead.
C GJust cause i go to an all-guys school,
D GDoesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
C GWhen I go outside, what do i see?
D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GThe clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"
C GI think that God might think im gay,
D GWhat does he know anyway.
C GMy grandma gave me a present just last year,
D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-Gand the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"
C GMy whole family thinks im "fab"
D (strum once) GThere's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab!
C GWhy doesn't he get women, theres no other way,
D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GIts cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay.
G D Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
G D (strum once)Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
G DI dont mean to yell but i fear i must,
G D EmCause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.
G D (strum once) Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GEven my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding
Em CYou all probably think I'm gay,
D GMan this song is counterproductive...
D Gla la la la la...
Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GI'm not gay I swear
C GCause my whole family thinks I'm gay,
D GWhat am i suppose to say?
C GBaby you gotta see right through the haze,
G DEasy-Bake oven was just a phase.
C GMy whole family thinks i'm queer,
D GThat is all i ever hear,
C GBut ive been as straight as a ramp,
D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GIf you dont count Bible camp. Don't count camp...
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