Bo Burnham – My Whole Family chords
You can also replace C with Cadd9 it sounds just as good! Anyway enjoy and please rate! INTRO: Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GG D Everytime i go to dinnerG D it seems like im getting a little bit thinnerG D I'll sit down at the breakfast tableG D i can talk, but theyre not ableG D When i look at them i findG D there's a single question on their mind.G D i wish it could go back to the way it wasG D Emits not easy no because...C GMy whole family thinks im gayD Gi guess its always been that way.C GMaybe its cause of the way i walk,D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G that makes them think that i like...boysG D The goddamn question just wont go awayG D cause i get asked every single dayG Dbut the way they ask it is no disguise,G Dlike "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"G D This is the worst, baby this was my fearG D EmNow their opinions are crystal clear.C GMy whole family now is shocked,D GI'm in the closet and the door is locked.C GNow my glory days are gone,D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GI was John Elway now im Elton John.C GMy whole family now suspects,D GThat watching spongebob had side-effects.C GBut im not gay and thats what i said,D (random awful sounds while you pretend to choke) If i'm gay then god strike me dead.C GJust cause i go to an all-guys school,D GDoesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.C GWhen I go outside, what do i see?D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GThe clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"C GI think that God might think im gay,D GWhat does he know anyway.C GMy grandma gave me a present just last year,D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-Gand the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"C GMy whole family thinks im "fab"D (strum once) GThere's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab!C GWhy doesn't he get women, theres no other way,D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GIts cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay.G D Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,G D (strum once)Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.G DI dont mean to yell but i fear i must,G D EmCause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.G D (strum once) Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GEven my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kiddingEm CYou all probably think I'm gay,D GMan this song is counterproductive...D Gla la la la la...Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GI'm not gay I swearC GCause my whole family thinks I'm gay,D GWhat am i suppose to say?C GBaby you gotta see right through the haze,G DEasy-Bake oven was just a phase.C GMy whole family thinks i'm queer,D GThat is all i ever hear,C GBut ive been as straight as a ramp,D Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GIf you dont count Bible camp. Don't count camp...