Bo Burnham – Ironic chords

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Bo Burnham - Ironic
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D AMy dog's stomach was very upset,
D ASo I put him in the car and we went to the vet.
D AAnd on our way to the vet,
D A DI killed a cat.
D A DI said isn't that ironic?
D AI adopted a child from over seas,
D Ato rescue him from child labor factories,
D A D A DAnd on his very first birthday we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop.
D A Disn't that ironic
D G D AI said isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
D GA water-park is burnt to the ground,
D AAnd a toe-truck has broken down.
D AI always use to cry when I laughed,
D D G D Aand then I was malested by a clown.
D A DIsn't that ironic?
(Get the idea?)( The only change is the key change were all chords go two semitones up ) I was watching Al Gore on CNN, He was talking, and talking, and talking, and then, Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself. I dated an animal rights activist, and one day she got really pissed, Because I was eating veal, That was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread. Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch. If everyday you play the board-game Risk, You probably never taken a risk in your life. And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold on the board game market. A little kid died from suffocation, when he choked a game piece from Operation. And I can't grow a beard. That one's not ironic, that one's just sad. Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant. My grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were...
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