Ben Caplan – Minimum Intervals chords
Chords:
[Intro] Cm The minimum intervals from conjugal duties as prescribed in the Talmud are as follows: [Verse] Cm For men of independent means every day is what she needs Ab Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak Bb Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven Eb Cm Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer Ab Eb Bb Eb According to the old tradition, a jewish husband is forbidden Ab Eb Bm Cm To go too long without spending time on nether region tending Cm For men of independent means every day is what she needs Ab Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak Bb Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven Eb Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer Cm Her pleasure is your obligation, if she gives the invitation Ab Has the right of course to say she’s not quite in the mood to play Bb Consent is de rigeur, you’ve always got to check with her Eb The point is human beings as such need a little loving touch [Verse] Cm For men of independent means every day is what she needs Ab Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak Bb Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven Eb Cm Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer Ab Eb Bb Eb According to the old tradition, a jewish husband is forbidden Ab Eb Bm Cm To go too long without spending time on nether region tending Cm For men of independent means every day is what she needs Ab Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak Bb Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven Eb Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer Cm Her pleasure is your obligation, if she gives the invitation Ab Has the right of course to say she’s not quite in the mood to play Bb Consent is de rigeur, you’ve always got to check with her Eb The point is human beings as such need a little loving touch X