Birdcloud – Vodkasodaburg chords

[Verse 1]
A  Well I was sober as a judge walkin' around Williamsburg
              EYou know they oughta rename this place vodkasodaburg
                 D'Cause I've been drinkin' with they homos and they say that they ain't homos but they
                    Alook like one to me.

[Chorus]
AI got 25 bucks to blow in vodkasodaburg
            EYeah that's five drinks at five-by-five n don't leave a tip
             D                                                                                AYeah that's ice and that's vodka and that's soda, no lime, don't put no bullshit straw into it

[Verse 2]
AJust now starting to get it right in vodkasodaburg
        EWell my brain is feeling sparkly wow
   DOh I so iso-ppropriate alcohol
   AMmm everything is clear to me now

[Chorus]
AWell I met a local man in vodkasodaburg
        EHim's a self-described hopeless romantic
          DHim gonna buy me another drink he must be retarded
       AAnd go back to his fucking pad alone in Bushwick

[Verse 3]
           D                   EAnd I went home with a mulatto
                    D                EOh yeah he had some mighty cold snow
                       D                     EAnd that's why then he wrote a song about me
             D           EOh no, I was lucky to be alive

[Chorus]
        AI threw up and mosied on back to vodkasodaburg
        EAll the bartenders there all hate my fuckin' guts
           DI was just tryin' to get my time to shine

All the girls turnin' into bitches
                                                             ASpending three hundred dollars on a dress just trying to get fucked

[Verse 4]
             D             EAnd this is where I get off
                 D               EOh yeah probably never gonna stop
                       D                  E'Cause I can't I said I'm never gonna stop
               D                ENo I said I'm never gonna stop, stop!

[Outro]
        AI was a sad sack of shit walkin' around Williamsburg
          EJust like all the residents that live in Williamsburg
           DI was just trying to take a little trip to vodkasodaburg
                A                    E                ACan I please be anywhere else in the world except for here.