Brobdingnagian Bards – Do Virgins Taste Better chords

[Verse 1]
    GA dragon has come to our village today
         CWe have asked him to leave, but he won't go away
          GNow he's met with our king, and they've made out a deal
    D                           C             GNo homes will he burn, and no crops will he steal
      GNow there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch
          CTwice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch
        GWe have no other choice, so the deal we'll respect
          D                   C          GWe can't help but wonder and pause to reflect

[Chorus]
       GDo virgins taste better than those who are not?
          CAre they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?
        GDo you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
    D                          C            GDo virgins taste better than those who are not?

[Verse 2]
          GNow we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried
     CBut no one can get through your thick scaly hide
    GWe hope that some day, some brave knight will come by
           D                             C           G'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly
     GNow you have such good taste in your women for sure
     CThey always are pretty, always are pure
            GBut you're notion of dining it makes us all flinch
        D                  C         GYou're favorite entree is barbecued wench (mine too!)

[Chorus]
       GDo virgins taste better than those who are not?
          CAre they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?
        GDo you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
    D                          C            GDo virgins taste better than those who are not?

[Verse 3]
       GNow I found a solution, it works out so neat
       CIf you insist on nothing but virgins to eat
    GNo more will our number ever grow small
       D                          C         GWe'll simply make sure theres no virgins at all

[Chorus]
       GDo virgins taste better than those who are not?
          CAre they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?
        GDo you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
    D                          C            GDo virgins taste better than those who are not?


[Verse 4]
     GNow, I am a dragon, please listen to me
         CFor I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree
       GThis ecology needs me and I know my place
         D                       C          GBut I'm fighting extinction with all of my race
         GWell, I came to this village to better my health
           CWhich is shockingly poor, despite all my wealth
       GBut I get no assistance and no sympathy
        D                      C         GJust impertinent questioning shouted at me

[Chorus 2]
      GYes, virgins taste better than those who are not
        CBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
        GFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
     D                          C            GYet virgins taste better than those who are not

[Verse 5]
           GWell, I'm really quite good almost all through the year
     CVegetarian ways are now mine out of fear
       GBut a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree
     D                           C        GAnd barbecued wench tastes like candy to me!
       GAs it happens our interests are almost the same
         CFor I'm really quite skillful at managing game
     GIf I ate just your men, would your excess decline?
    D                               C           GOf course not, the rest would just make better time

[Chorus 2]
      GYes, virgins taste better than those who are not
        CBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
        GFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
     D                          C            GYet virgins taste better than those who are not

[Verse 6]
         GBut the number of babies a woman can bear
       CHas a limit, and that's why my pruning's done there
       GYet an orphan's a sad sight and so when I munch
     D                    C           GI'm careful to take only virgins for lunch