Brobdingnagian Bards – The Dragons Retort chords

[Intro]

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[Verse 1]
    CNow I am a dragon please listen to me
         FFor I am misunderstood to a dreadful degree
     CThis ecology needs me and I know my place
        G                        CBut I'm fighting extinction with all my race

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[Verse 2]
        CWell, I came to this village to better my health
         FWhich is shockingly poor despite all my wealth
      CBut I got no assistence and no sympathy
     G                       CJust impertinent questioning shouted at me


[Chorus]
    CYes virgins taste better than those who are not
       FBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
       CFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
    G                         CYes virgins taste better than those who are not

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[Verse 3]
        CNow I'm really quite kind through most of the year
     FVegetarian ways are now mine out of fear
      CBut a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree
    G                           CAnd barbequed wench tastes like candy to me

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[Verse 4]
      CAs it happens our interests are almost the same
        FYou see I'm really quite skillful at managing game
     CIf I ate all your men, would your excess decline?
   G                               COf course not, the rest would just make better time

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[Chorus]
    CYes virgins taste better than those who are not
       FBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
       CFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
    G                         CYes virgins taste better than those who are not

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[Verse 5]
        CNow the number of babies a woman can bear
      FHas a limit and that's why my prunings done there
       CAnd an ophans a sad sight so when I munch
    G                    CI'm careful to take only virgins to lunch


[Chorus]
    CYes virgins taste better than those who are not
       FBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
       CFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
    G                         CYes virgins taste better than those who are not


[Chorus]
    CYes virgins taste better than those who are not
       FBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
       CFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
    G                         CYes virgins taste better than those who are not


[Outro]

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