The Dragons Retort chords with lyrics by Brobdingnagian Bards - Easy chords and tabs for guitar

Brobdingnagian Bards – The Dragons Retort chords

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[Intro]

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C F C G C [Verse 1]
CNow I am a dragon please listen to me
FFor I am misunderstood to a dreadful degree
CThis ecology needs me and I know my place
G CBut I'm fighting extinction with all my race
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[Verse 2]
CWell, I came to this village to better my health
FWhich is shockingly poor despite all my wealth
CBut I got no assistence and no sympathy
G CJust impertinent questioning shouted at me
[Chorus]
CYes virgins taste better than those who are not
FBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
CFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
G CYes virgins taste better than those who are not
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[Verse 3]
CNow I'm really quite kind through most of the year
FVegetarian ways are now mine out of fear
CBut a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree
G CAnd barbequed wench tastes like candy to me
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[Verse 4]
CAs it happens our interests are almost the same
FYou see I'm really quite skillful at managing game
CIf I ate all your men, would your excess decline?
G COf course not, the rest would just make better time
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[Chorus]
CYes virgins taste better than those who are not
FBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
CFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
G CYes virgins taste better than those who are not
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[Verse 5]
CNow the number of babies a woman can bear
FHas a limit and that's why my prunings done there
CAnd an ophans a sad sight so when I munch
G CI'm careful to take only virgins to lunch
[Chorus]
CYes virgins taste better than those who are not
FBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
CFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
G CYes virgins taste better than those who are not
[Chorus]
CYes virgins taste better than those who are not
FBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
CFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
G CYes virgins taste better than those who are not
[Outro]
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