Foster And Allen – Seven Old Ladies Got Locked In The Lavatory chords

[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be
G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      CNobody knew they were there.

[Verse 1]
 CThe first lady in was the ministers daughter
 G7She was in there an hour and a quarter
 CShe was so skinny her bum touched the water
 G7                 CNobody knew she was there

[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be
G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      CNobody knew they were there.


[Verse 2]
 CNow the next lady in was Dear Mrs. Murray
 G7She went in there in a terrible hurry
 CBy the time she got in it was too late to worry
 G7                 CNobody knew she was there...

[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be
G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      CNobody knew they were there.


[Verse 3]
 CNow the next old lady was Abigail Humphrey
 G7Who settled inside just to make herself comfy
 CShe tried to get up but she couldn't get her bum free
 G7                        CAnd nobody knew she was there

NOTE: Same chords for every verse...

[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be
G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      CNobody knew they were there.

[Verse 4]
CThe next old lady was old Mrs. Draper
G7she went in couldn't find the paper
CThe only thing there was a brick layers scraper
G7                        CAnd nobody knew she was there.

[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be
G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      CNobody knew they were there.

[Verse 5]
CThe next old lady was Abigail Splatter,
G7She went there 'cause something was surely the matter.
CWhen she got there, it was only her bladder,
G7                        CAnd nobody knew she was there.

[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be
G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      CNobody knew they were there.

[Verse 6]
CThe next old lady was Antoinette Boomer
G7She went there to see what was wrong with her bloomers
CAnd when she found out, she wished she'd come sooner
G7                        CAnd nobody knew she was there.

[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be
G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      CNobody knew they were there.

[Verse 7]
CThe last lady in was old Mrs. Mason
G7She had to go quick so she went in the basin
CAnd that was the water that I washed my face in
G7                                C'Cause I didn't know she'd been there...

[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be
G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      CNobody knew they were there.

[Verse 8]
CThe janitor came in the early morning,
G7He opened the door without any warning.
CThe seven old ladies their seats were adorning,
G7                          CAnd nobody knew they were there.

[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be
G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      CNobody knew they were there.
G7                      CNobody knew they were there.