Half Man Half Biscuit – Everythings Aor chords

C          Csus4             C           Csus4Bubble perm, ever since your bubble perm
                 C    Csus4              C        Csus4I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me.
C           Csus4             C            Csus4Swivel chair, in your leather swivel chair
                  C         Csus4             C         Csus4You can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray.

          C               F    She's the main man in the office in the city
        G                               CAnd she treats me like I'm just another lackey
                               FBut I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
       G                        CAnd pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

C        Csus4                 C      Csus4Executive, think you're all executive
                   C           Csus4        C       Csus4But I can still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt.
C     Csus4               C      Csus4Acumen, loads of business acumen
              C          Csus4              C          Csus4But can you remember when you would die for Flintlock?

C        F      G         CMary, oh Mary - quite ordinary
            F           G            CTell me how does your C D Collection grow?
              F           G           CWith Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'Pau,
             F GEverything's AOR.

          C               FShe's the main man in the office in the city
        G                               CAnd she treats me like I'm just another lackey
                               FBut I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
       G                        CAnd pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

          C               FShe's the main man in the office in the city
    G                                  CI remember though when she was reading Jackie
                               FBut I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
       G                        CAnd pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.