Half Man Half Biscuit – All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit chords

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(Intro Bb Eb Bb Eb)
Bb EbThere was one in the gang who had Scalextric
Bb EbAnd because of that he thought he was better than you
Bb EbEvery day after school you’d go round there to play it
Bb EbHoping to compete for some kind of championship
Bb EbBut it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track up
Bb Eb Bb Eb Bb EbAnd even when you did the thing never seemed to work
Bb EbIt was a dodgy transformer again and again
Bb EbA dodgy transformer again and again
Bb EbIt was a dodgy transformer again and again
Bb Eb Bb Eb Bb EbA dodgy transformer that cost three pound ten
Bb EbSo he’d send his doting mother up the stairs with the stepladders
Bb EbTo get the Subbuteo out of the loft
Bb EbHe had all the accessories required for that big match atmosphere
Bb EbThe crowd and the dugout and the floodlights too
Bb EbYou’d always get palmed off with a headless centre forward
Bb Eb Bb Eb Bb EbAnd a goalkeeper with no arms and a face like his
Bb EbAnd he’d managed to get hold of a Dukla Prague away kit
Bb EbCos his uncle owned a sports shop and he’d kept it to one side
Bb EbAnd after only five minutes you’d be down to ten men
Bb EbCos he’d sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left winger
Bb EbAnd come to half time you were losing four-nil
Bb EbEach and every goal a hotly disputed penalty
Bb EbSo you’d smash up the floodlights and the match was abandoned
Bb EbAnd the dog would bark and you’d be banned from his house
Bb EbAnd your travelling army of synthetic supporters
Bb Eb Bb Eb Bb EbWould be taken away from you and thrown in the bin
Bb EbNow he’s working in a job with a future
Bb EbHe hands me my Giro every two weeks
Bb EbAnd me I’m on the lookout for a proper transformer …errr
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