Jeff Dunham - Jingle Bombs chords

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(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

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G CRushing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back
Am D7 GI have a nasty plan, for Christmas in the Iraq
CI got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B
Am G D7 G D7That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military, OH!
CHORUS
GJingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
C G A7 D7Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
GJingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
C GThe only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
G CI used to be a man, but every time I cough
Am D7 GThanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
CMy bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Am G D7 G D7Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk, OH!
GJingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
C G D7 D G Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!
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