Jeff Dunham – Jingle Bombs chords

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Standard tuning


G                                                    CRushing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back
Am                       D7               GI have a nasty plan, for Christmas in the Iraq
  CI got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B
       Am          G                      D7        G   D7That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military, OH!

CHORUS

GJingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
C                 G                A7             D7Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
GJingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
C                   GThe only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head



G                                        CI used to be a man, but every time I cough
Am              D7                         GThanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
                                              CMy bombing days are done, I need to find some work
   Am                    G              D7                  G      D7Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk, OH!


GJingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
      C             G                D7  D    G  Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!

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