Jon Lajoie – Too Fast chords

Chords:
Left handed
Transpose:
TOO FAST
Jon Lajoie

CAPO: 6th

Em D Em DI can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
Em D Em DI can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath
C DWhen I focus my mind I always reach my goal
C DBut there's one thing I cannot control
GI come too fast
EmI come too fast
D Em A couple strokes and my erection
D G Is a thing of the past
GI come too fast
EmI come too fast
D Em Sometimes it's even game over
D G Before I take off my pants
Em D Em DI've read all the articles and I've tried every trick
Em D Em DThinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About Schmidt
C DIf the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two
C DBut if we doggy style oh man I'm screwed
GI come too fast
EmI come too fast
D Em I carry a spare pair of underwear
D G In case a girl sits on my lap
GI come too fast
EmI come too fast
D Em I swear I'll even shoot my load
D G If a fly lands on my shaft
G Dm GOh~-oh~-oh~
Oh, damn it
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