Jonathan Coulton - Ikea chords

      
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			     IKEA - Jonathan Coulton
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Tabbed by: Dan Wright
Email: muzikvlr1714@yahoo.com

Tuning: Standard (eBGDAE)

D G A DLong ago in days of yore
G A DIt all began with a god named Thor
D BmThere were Vikings and boats
G D Dsus4 DAnd some plans for a furniture store
D G A DIt's not a bodega, it's not a mall
G A D AAnd they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
Bm G D Dsus4 DAs if there were apartments smaller than mine
A Bm G D D A Asus4Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
A Bm G D D A Asus4Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
G D A7Everyone has a home
G D A D Dsus4 DBut if you don't have a home you can buy one there
D G A DSo rent a car or take the bus
G A DLay your cash down and put your trust
A Bm G D Dsus4 DIn the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
D G A DBilly the bookcase says hello
G A DAnd so does a table whose name is Ingo
A Bm G D Dsus4 DAnd the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl
A Bm G D D A Asus4Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
A Bm G D D A Asus4Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
G D A7Everyone has a home
G D A D Dsus4 DBut if you don't have a home you can buy one there
Bm F# Ikea: plywood, brushed steel
D A7 Dadd4/A Ikea: meatballs, tasty
Bm F# Ikea: Allen wrenches
DAll of them for free
BmAll of them for me
D G A DI'm sorry I said Ikea sucks
G A DI just bought a table for 60 bucks
A Bm G D Dsus4 DAnd a chair and a lamp and a shelf and some candles for you
D G A DI was a doubter just like you
D G A D‘Till I saw the American dream come true
A Bm G DIn New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade
A Bm G D D A Asus4Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
A Bm G D D A Asus4Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
G D A7Everyone has a home
G D A D Dsus4 DBut if you don't have a home you can buy one there
| / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note | r rest | b bend ===============================================================================
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