Larry Pierce - Every Time I Shit chords

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"Every time I Shit"
Written by Larry Pierce
From the album "Pussy Whipped" (2007)
http://www.larrypierce.com/
Transcribed by Maniac1075

Intro
C# - D# - G#

         
(G#) Well I'm sitting on the toilet
(D#) Staring at the walls
(C#) (D#) I can feel the cool clear water
(G#) Splashing soft against my balls
(G#) Well thatís when I start thinking
(D#) About my favorite fantasy
(C#) (D#) And my dick begins to harden
(G#) As the shit pains come through me
[ Chorus ]
(G#) (C#) And I think about you every time I shit
(D#) I think about your pussy
(C#) (G#) I wanna lick your clit
(G#) With each fart I fantasize
(C#) About my head between my thighs
(D#) (C#) (G#) yes I think about you every time I shit
[riff 2]
(G#) Girl when I get Diarrhea
(D#) Thatís when I most wanna see ya
(C#) (D#) And when the smell fills up the room
(G#) Girl, to me, it's your perfume
(G#) And with every little grunt
(D#) oh I think about your cunt
(C#) (D#) And my stomach starts to gurgle
(G#) And my hemorrhoids start to bleed
(Back to Chorus) [Riff 3]
(G#) Well Girl, it's almost over
(D#) Time to flush and say goodbye
(C#) (D#) as I gently wipe my asshole
(G#) I choke up and start to cry
(G#) So I reach into the toilet
(D#) And I pick up a piece or two
(C#) (D#) And I smear the bathroom walls
(G#) With these few words, I love you
[outro chorus key change] - (A#)-(D#)-(G#)
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