Larry Pierce – Every Time I Shit chords

"Every time I Shit"
Written by Larry Pierce
From the album "Pussy Whipped" (2007)
http://www.larrypierce.com/
Transcribed by Maniac1075

Intro
C# - D# - G#

         
        	(G#)	Well I'm sitting on the toilet
	(D#)	Staring at the walls
        	 (C#)            (D#)  	I can feel the cool clear water 
	         (G#)               	Splashing soft against my balls
	
             (G#)	Well that’s when I start thinking
	         (D#)	About my favorite fantasy
	         (C#)            (D#)	And my dick begins to harden
              (G#)	As the shit pains come through me


[ Chorus ]
        (G#)                     (C#)	And I think about you every time I shit
                   (D#)	I think about your pussy
		   (C#)           (G#)	I wanna lick your clit
		          (G#)	With each fart I fantasize
		         (C#) 	About my head between my thighs
		 (D#)         (C#)            (G#)	yes I think about you every time I shit


[riff 2]

                 (G#)	Girl when I get Diarrhea
                 (D#)	That’s when I most wanna see ya
                 (C#)                    (D#)	And when the smell fills up the room
           (G#)	Girl, to me, it's your perfume

                 (G#)	And with every little grunt
                 (D#)	oh I think about your cunt
                 (C#)             (D#)	And my stomach starts to gurgle
                 (G#)        And my hemorrhoids start to bleed


(Back to Chorus)	


[Riff 3]
	        (G#)	Well Girl, it's almost over
                (D#)	Time to flush and say goodbye
                (C#)             (D#)	as I gently wipe my asshole
                (G#)	I choke up and start to cry

                (G#)	So I reach into the toilet
                (D#)	And I pick up a piece or two
                (C#)               (D#)	And I smear the bathroom walls
                (G#)	With these few words, I love you


[outro chorus key change] - (A#)-(D#)-(G#)