Macc Lads – Charlotte chords

Chords
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CHARLOTTE
Macc Lads

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Intro: Em, G, C, Em
       Em, G, C, B

Em G C EmI walked into the Nag's Head fu-t sustinate me belly,
Em GThere were a fit crack in the corner but
C BI knew her cunt was smelly,
Em G C EmShe smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick,
Em G C BSaid her name were Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick.
Em GOh, I thought now lad, times are hard,
C Emand it's nearly closing time,
Em GI'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose,
C BAnd I'll grummage through the slime...
Em C BCharlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
Em C BShe'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
Em C BWith her legs spread wide she opens up her crack,
Em C BSpends her life just lying on her back.
Em GWell, we walked along, up Buxton Road,
C EmAnd strolled along the cut,
Em GShe said "give us an inch and I'll take a yard."
C BSo I slammed her half a foot.
Em GGot me hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a Macc Lad,
C EmAnd I knew just what fu-t do,
Em GI got me hand inside, and then me arm inside,
C BI lost it right up to me tattoo.
Em C BOh, Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
Em C BShe'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
Em C BCoffee, sex and johnny bags come free,
Em C BSo crabs and herpes and VD.
EmOh Charlotte.....
Break: Em, G, C, Em Em, G, C, B
Em GAnd we ended up at her place,
C EmAnd I waded through the johnnies,
Em GShe put another notch in her bedstead,
C Bwhile I watched "The Two Ronnies".
Em C BCharlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
Em C BShe lies in wait and then she springs her trap,
Em C BShe's always got fu-t take the upper hand,
Em C B B A GAnd you are what you drink, and I'm a bitter man.
EmCharlotte...
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