Just a note- the chords listed may be alternate fingerings, bar chords, or "power
(for example D = D5) but i've just written the basic chord sequence. Shouldn't
be too to determine what form a certain chord comes in. but the going from G to
Gm is most easily done with the bar chord.
D Gm
Here we have a dust free dining set
E|5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-2-2-2
D Gm D D-C#-C-C#-D
we guarantee it won't collect a speck
G Gm D A Bm
freeing up the children to instead grow into your molding
D A Bm E A
heed more of your scolding, go early to their new self-making beds
D Gm
it seems like you'd be tired of losing face
E|5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-2-2-2
D Gm D D-C#-C-C#-D
like you'd want to put the children in their place
G Gm D A Bm
the more you have to tell them to do their chores
E A A7
the more you run the risk of being ignored
Em D A
if you're lucky they'll turn out as good as you
Em D A
you tell them that they're good kids but you know that it's not true
D F#m Bm G
your father drank a little, you're on liver number two
e|---------------------------------|b|---------------------------------|g|2-4-2-0--------------------------|d|--------4-2-0-0h2-0-0------------|a|----------------------4-5-0-2-4--|E|---------------------------------|
D Gm
progress has a way of feigning ease
E|5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-2-2-2
D Gm D D-C#-C-C#-D
convenient new inventions beg and tease
G Gm D A Bm
for though it is impossible to cure a husband bent on cheating
D A Bm D A Bm
the oxygen depleting... a child who's always bragging
D A Bm
a wife's persistent nagging
E A A7
we're equipped to live as though it were
(repeat "if you're lucky" part)
end on D
