Parry Gripp – Hailing Taquitos chords

[Intro]
Em   C    (What is that up in the sky?)
G    D         (Owww!)

[Chorus]
EmHailing taquitos
     CIt’s hailing taquitos
GAt the park, over the yard
DPut on your bike helmet ’cause they’re coming down hard

EmHailing taquitos
     CIt’s hailing taquitos
GGuacamole, sour cream
DIs it nightmare or is it a

[Verse]
Emdream? (Is it a dream?)
        CThey’re crunchy and they’re
Gfried (so fried)
            DAnd they’re falling from the sky
          Em(from the sky)
    CYou might want to stay in
  GInside (Lookout!)
D(Owww, my eye!)

[Bridge]
Em(News flash! Important information)
C(Taquito’s coming down all over nation)
G(Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie)
N.C.(It’s a Taquito apocolypse-y)

[Chorus]
EmHailing taquitos
     CIt’s hailing taquitos
GRun for cover, don’t be slow
        DThere’s beef, and chicken, and potato

EmHailing taquitos
     CIt’s hailing taquitos
GCorn tortillas rolled up tight
DComing down fast with no end in

[Verse]
Emsight (no end in sight)
        CThey’re greasy and they’re
Ghot (so hot)
          DThey keep falling from the sky
              Em(they keep on falling) They’re kind of
Cpointy so they hurt a
GLot (Dude, watch out!)
D(Oww, my other eye! Oh, why?!?!)

[Instrumental]
Em   C            G                              D         (What is that?) (It’s the Tacobot Three Thousand!)
                     Em                      C(He’s shooting the taquitos with his taco ray)
                                G                      D(And turning them into harmless tacos) (We’re saved!) (Hooray!) (It’s a miracle)

[Chorus]
EmHailing taquitos
     CIt’s hailing taquitos
G(beef, chicken,)
D(potato, cheese)

EmHailing taquitos
     CIt’s hailing taquitos
G(beef, chicken,)
D(potato, cheese)

[Outro]
Em                         C(Once again, thanks to the Tacobot 3000,)
   G                    D         N.C.                       Em(humanity was saved. Or was it?) (Owww, my first eye again!)