Arrogant Worms – Happy Birthday chords

First ever tab! Not actually mine, I got it from heartwoodguitar.com. This song is GENIUS 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIy-_1KkDrM



Intro:  / G - - - / - - - - /

 

G (2)

Once a year we celebrate

          C                     GWith stupid hats and plastic plates

         G (2)The fact that you were able to make

              C        G (hold)Another trip around the sun

G (2)And the whole clan gathers round

        C                       GAnd gifts and laughter do abound

       G (2)And we let out a joyful sound

       C                      G (hold)And sing that stupid song

    G            C             G (2)Happy birthday!  Now you're one year older!

    G            C             G (2)Happy birthday!  Your life still isn't over!

    G           C              GHappy birthday!  You did not accomplish much

 G (2)But you didn't die this year

    C               GI guess that's good enough

 

/ G - - - / - - - - / C - - - / G (hold) /

    G (2)So let's drink to your fading health

    C              GAnd hope you don't remind yourself

     G (2)The chance of finding fame and wealth

     C              G (hold)Decrease with every year

    G (2)Does it feel like you're doing laps

        C           GAnd eating food and taking naps

    G (2)And hoping that someday perhaps

     C                   G (hold)Your life will hold some cheer


     G           C                      G (2)

Happy birthday!  What have you done that matters?

     G           C                      G (2)Happy birthday!  You're starting to get fatter

     G                 C            GHappy birthday!  It's downhill from now on

   G (2)Try not to remind yourself

    C               GYour best years are all gone

/ G - - - / - - - - / C - - - / G (hold) /

 

  G (2)If cryogenics were all free

     C                   GThen you could live like Walt Disney

    G (2)And live for all eternity

 C                G (hold)Inside a block of ice

 G (2)But instead your time is set

     C           GThis is the only life you get

    G (2)And though it hasn't ended yet
    
     C                 G (hold)Sometimes you wish it might

      G              C                 G (2)Happy birthday!  You wish you had more money

      G              C                    G (2)Happy birthday!  Your life's so sad it's funny

      G              C                 GHappy birthday!  How much more can you take?

  G (2)But your friends are hungry

        C              GSo just cut the stupid cake

           G (2)                      A7 (2)Happy birthday!  Happy birthday!
           C (2)         D7 (2)

Happy birthday, dear...