Courtship Of The Mermaid chords with lyrics by Ninja Sex Party - Easy chords and tabs for guitar

Ninja Sex Party – Courtship Of The Mermaid chords

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[Intro]
Gm Bb F  Gm
Bb Dm Eb F


[Verse 1]
Gm Bb F GmOnce upon a morning dawn
Bb Dm Eb FNinja Brian and I happened upon
Gm Bb F GmA gold pond, In a forest enchanted where we
Bb Dm Eb Fboth gazed upon a bold sight so fair
Gm Bb F GmSee there, beneath the blue waterfall
Bb Dm Eb FA mermaid was swimming and my heart, enthralled,
Gm Bb F GmBecame lost in the beautiful lines of her face
Bb Dm Eb FFor every lithe movement was exquisite grace
[Pre-Chorus]
Gm Bb F GmI trembled in silence at the love of my life
Bb Dm Eb FSuch a delicate moment, I must play this just right
[Chorus]
Eb Bb Eb Bb"Hey, do you like pizza!?" I screamed loud as shit
Bb Gm Eb FThen I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it
Gm F Eb BbIt soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves
Eb Bb Eb FNow marvel and witness the glory of...
Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bbloooooove...
[Spoken Interlude]
N.C.Here comes the pizza!
[Verse 2]
Gm Bb F GmThe mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze
Bb Dm Eb FFor she'd noticed not my love letter of cheese
Gm Bb F GmI don't see how I may get her soul to listen
Bb Dm Eb FLike sunlight she shines, like crystals, she glistens
Gm Bb F GmI need to dream an ingenious new scheme
Bb Dm Eb FSo this angel shall open her heart to me
[Chorus]
Eb Bb Eb Bb"More pizza, Brian!" with onions and ham, too
Bb Gm Eb FNow coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you!
Gm F Eb BbAs choirs of angels sing out to the sky
Eb Bb Eb FIn a cheese crust of passion, my true love shall...
Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm Fflyyyy...
Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb [Spoken]: Ah, my legs! God, they're definitely broken! Oh no, a handsome merman has just appeared! He's brought the mermaid filet mignon, Brian. That's a clearly superior dish. Now they're boning, wow, that was fast Hold on, I'm gonna try to hop over and tell her I love her. Aarghh! Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital, please? No? Cool. Fuck you guys.
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