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Ninja Sex Party – Courtship Of The Mermaid chords
[Intro] Gm Bb F Gm Bb Dm Eb F [Verse 1]Gm Bb F GmOnce upon a morning dawnBb Dm Eb FNinja Brian and I happened uponGm Bb F GmA gold pond, In a forest enchanted where weBb Dm Eb Fboth gazed upon a bold sight so fairGm Bb F GmSee there, beneath the blue waterfallBb Dm Eb FA mermaid was swimming and my heart, enthralled,Gm Bb F GmBecame lost in the beautiful lines of her faceBb Dm Eb FFor every lithe movement was exquisite grace[Pre-Chorus]Gm Bb F GmI trembled in silence at the love of my lifeBb Dm Eb FSuch a delicate moment, I must play this just right[Chorus]Eb Bb Eb Bb"Hey, do you like pizza!?" I screamed loud as shitBb Gm Eb FThen I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of itGm F Eb BbIt soared through the air like some pizza-ass dovesEb Bb Eb FNow marvel and witness the glory of...Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bbloooooove...[Spoken Interlude]N.C.Here comes the pizza![Verse 2]Gm Bb F GmThe mermaid looked off with her hair in the breezeBb Dm Eb FFor she'd noticed not my love letter of cheeseGm Bb F GmI don't see how I may get her soul to listenBb Dm Eb FLike sunlight she shines, like crystals, she glistensGm Bb F GmI need to dream an ingenious new schemeBb Dm Eb FSo this angel shall open her heart to me[Chorus]Eb Bb Eb Bb"More pizza, Brian!" with onions and ham, tooBb Gm Eb FNow coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you!Gm F Eb BbAs choirs of angels sing out to the skyEb Bb Eb FIn a cheese crust of passion, my true love shall...Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm Fflyyyy...Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb [Spoken]: Ah, my legs! God, they're definitely broken! Oh no, a handsome merman has just appeared! He's brought the mermaid filet mignon, Brian. That's a clearly superior dish. Now they're boning, wow, that was fast Hold on, I'm gonna try to hop over and tell her I love her. Aarghh! Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital, please? No? Cool. Fuck you guys.