The Axis Of Awesome – Titty Bar chords

[Verse 1]
G               CAre you feeling down boy
G          CDo I see a frown boy
Am7         G         Am7           DI know of a place you can go if you feel blue
G                      CThe staff are there to please you
G            CTitilate and tease you
Am7                   GThere's a lass called Mona
Am7               DShe'll give you a boner
Em              Am7Just around the corner
Em             Am7There's a neon sign
Em                              DTopless bar girls every Tuesday 6pm til 9

[Chorus]
GAt the Titty Bar (The titty bar)
        C              Am7There's dancers on the poles
       GAt the Titty Bar (the titty bar)
C                   Am7There are sluts and moles
GAt the Titty Bar, it isn't far
C             Am7You dont even need your car
C                    D            G    DThat's cos it's your local Titty Bar

[Bridge]
G          F               C                 D                    GWhere everybody knows your name (And if they don't then you don't care)
G           F               C                D                     GAnd they're always glad you came (And if you don't then they don't care)

[Verse 2]
G                    CThe bouncers have no necks boy
G             CPut away that sex toy
Am7             GYou will get us kicked out
Am7              DIf you keep your dick out
G              COi! hey you no touching
G                 CThought I said no touching
Am7          GSeriously no touching
Am7                 DGet your damn hands off me
Em             Am7In a dark back alley
Em                Am7We lay bashed and bruised
EmNot since Friends season 7
     DHave we felt so abused

[Chorus]
GAt the Titty Bar (the titty bar)
C                Am7I am filled with grief
GAt the Titty Bar (the titty bar)
C              Am7No more hand relief
GAt the Titty Bar, I have a scar
C                 Am7I can't open this cookie jar
G                 CWe need to find another
G                   CSo I will call your mother
G                  D           GCos she works at another Titty Bar