Bo Burnham – My Whole Family chords

You can also replace C with Cadd9 it sounds just as good!

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INTRO: Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G

G           D     Everytime i go to dinner
G                          D          it seems like im getting a little bit thinner
G                    D         I'll sit down at the breakfast table
G               D          i can talk, but theyre not able
G              D     When i look at them i find
G                         D              there's a single question on their mind.
G                              D      i wish it could go back to the way it was
G               D            Emits not easy no because...
         C              GMy whole family thinks im gay
            D                Gi guess its always been that way.
          C                  GMaybe its cause of the way i walk,
                D                   Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G        that makes them think that i like...boys

G           D The goddamn question just wont go away
G                          D  cause i get asked every single day
G                    Dbut the way they ask it is no disguise,
G                      Dlike "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
G                              D This is the worst, baby this was my fear
G                            D            EmNow their opinions are crystal clear.


         C              GMy whole family now is shocked,
            D                GI'm in the closet and the door is locked.
          C             GNow my glory days are gone,
               D                   Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GI was John Elway now im Elton John.

        
         C              GMy whole family now suspects,
            D                GThat watching spongebob had side-effects.
          C             GBut im not gay and thats what i said,
               D             (random awful sounds while you pretend to choke)
If i'm gay then god strike me dead.


         C              GJust cause i go to an all-guys school,
            D                GDoesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
          C             GWhen I go outside, what do i see?
               D                   Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GThe clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"


         C              GI think that God might think im gay,
          D          GWhat does he know anyway.
                     C                 GMy grandma gave me a present just last year,
               D                        Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-Gand the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"

         C              GMy whole family thinks im "fab"
                  D (strum once)          GThere's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab!
                       C                    GWhy doesn't he get women, theres no other way,
               D                      Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GIts cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay.


G              D Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
G                     D (strum once)Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
G                       DI dont mean to yell but i fear i must,
G                                  D                    EmCause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.


               G                  D (strum once) Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GEven my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding
        Em                  CYou all probably think I'm gay,
D                 GMan this song is counterproductive...
D           Gla la la la la...
                   Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GI'm not gay I swear


         C              GCause my whole family thinks I'm gay,
          D          GWhat am i suppose to say?
                       C                    GBaby you gotta see right through the haze,
G                                  DEasy-Bake oven was just a phase.


         C              GMy whole family thinks i'm queer,
          D          GThat is all i ever hear,
                C              GBut ive been as straight as a ramp,
               D            Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-GIf you dont count Bible camp.        Don't count camp...