Peeing On The Seat chords with lyrics by Gus Johnson - Easy chords and tabs for guitar

Gus Johnson – Peeing On The Seat chords

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[Chorus 1]
DI took a little pee
AI dribbled on the seat
Bm GI see no problem, what's the harm
A DIn wiping with my feet?
[Verse 1]
Bm GA sock is just a towel
A D D/C#That is wrapped around your foot
Bm GThere's nothing wrong with using it
ATo wipe away your schmutz
[Pre-Chorus]
DYes there is
G(Sweetheart, what's this?)
DIt's obvious
G(I'm trying to piss)
[Chorus 2]
DThat is disgusting
AI'll have no such thing
Bm GYou're in trouble, urine bubbles
A DAren't for socking cling
[Verse 2]
Bm GBabe, that's just revolting
A D D/C#And when will you ever learn
Bm GThat walking 'round in urine
AWill just fill the place with germs?
[Pre-Chorus]
DWait a minute
G(Yes, what is it?)
DTake it back
G(And why is that?)
[Verse 3]
Bm GYou've gone and blown a snotty sneeze
A D D/C#Right into both your hands
Bm GThat's fifteen times as germy
Em ABut I get your reprimand?
[Verse 4]
Bm GBut this was just an accident
A D D/C#While yours was lame and gross
Bm GYou're filling up this house with nasty
Em AResidues the most
[Breakdown]
DBut sweetheart, that'll never matter
GNot one single ounce
BmThat's good advice
EmThis place is nice
ABut it's not even our house
G A DWe're just robbing the place
[Outro]
N.C.Ha-ha! Suck it, homeowners!
N.C.I got a bunch of pee on the floor, too.
N.C.Good!
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