Gus Johnson – Peeing On The Seat chords

[Chorus 1]
  DI took a little pee
  AI dribbled on the seat
  Bm              GI see no problem, what's the harm
   A              DIn wiping with my feet?

[Verse 1]
  Bm             GA sock is just a towel
        A                   D    D/C#That is wrapped around your foot
        Bm                  GThere's nothing wrong with using it
   ATo wipe away your schmutz

[Pre-Chorus]
DYes there is
      G(Sweetheart, what's this?)
     DIt's obvious
     G(I'm trying to piss)

[Chorus 2]
DThat is disgusting
AI'll have no such thing
Bm                 GYou're in trouble, urine bubbles
A                  DAren't for socking cling

[Verse 2]
Bm                  GBabe, that's just revolting
         A             D     D/C#And when will you ever learn
     Bm                GThat walking 'round in urine
          AWill just fill the place with germs?

[Pre-Chorus]
DWait a minute
 G(Yes, what is it?)
DTake it back
     G(And why is that?)

[Verse 3]
       Bm               GYou've gone and blown a snotty sneeze
      A              D     D/C#Right into both your hands
       Bm               GThat's fifteen times as germy
      Em            ABut I get your reprimand?

[Verse 4]
    Bm               GBut this was just an accident
      A                  D     D/C#While yours was lame and gross
       Bm              GYou're filling up this house with nasty
Em           AResidues the most

[Breakdown]
    DBut sweetheart, that'll never matter
GNot one single ounce
       BmThat's good advice
     EmThis place is nice
         ABut it's not even our house
           G  A        DWe're just robbing the place

[Outro]
N.C.Ha-ha! Suck it, homeowners!
N.C.I got a bunch of pee on the floor, too.
N.C.Good!