Gus Johnson – The Failing Couples Of Facebook chords

[Verse]
      DWe're together yes, we're dating and it's going really bad
       GBut we don't want all our friends to know that we are really sad
          AI want to stick it to those bitches Pam and Kimberly from work
      Dsus4                                  DIf my mom finds out we're splitting she will be a real jerk
   DWe both seem pretty sad, but I don't want our friends to know
       Gyou're right you stupid dummy, so let's go put on a show
      ALet's post some sappy captions and some photos on the town
      Dsus4                                      DMaybe then our pals will think we're filled with smiles instead of frowns
          D'He's the best!' 'She's the one!' 'So impressed!' 'Having fun!'
        GWhen it comes to happy couple's we are couple number one
    AOur mission is accomplished, we faked another day
    Dsus4                                   DAnd now we're filled with pain- we'd rather stuff it all away

[Outro]
N.C.Think we nailed it
N.C.Shut up
N.C.Okay